Healing through humor

So I should have learnt to be American. I should have learned to sue.
Meanwhile, here's how an Aussie deals with injustice. Humor.
Let me give you a warning,
let me give you advice,
if you go to Grand Canyon
you might hafta think twice...
there are bobcats and lions,
bears and the rest,
but nuthin' as nasty asPark Ranger Hoese.

CHORUS:
She's got a mean face
and a great big butt
she hunts down tourists
in her Ranger truck
she'll give you a ticket
if you wear a grin
she's more scarey than the
drop on the south side rim.
Wa-ooooo

She hates tourists with a passion
she hates children too
that khaki ranger beast
will come after you
if you're on vacation
she won't let you rest
there's nothin' as nasty
as Park Ranger Hoese.

She's got a mean face
and a great big butt
she hunts down tourists
in her Ranger truck
she'll give you a ticket
if you wear a grin
she's more scarey than the drop
on the south side rim.
Wa-ooo.

If you are clean and sober
and you have a good time
she'll still breathalyse you
make you walk her line
if your record's clean
and you pass all her tests
she gets as mad as a skunk
with bad pms.

(v/o:"She'd call for back up if you farted in a forest"... "She's a bigger ass than a
canyon trail donkey" "now I know why them forests are petrified!")

She's got a mean face
wears her badge up front
I'd love to shove her tazer up
her crusty old ..........rock front
if you ever see her on the canyon rim
do us all a favor and push her in!