Getting over heartbreak, 101.

How to Get over a heartbreak.

1. Cry alot.
2. Eat comfort foods.
3. Don't remember any good times, that will
keep you stuck. Try to remember all the horrible things
so that you can remember why you broke up in the first
place.
4. Cry some more.
5. Eat some more.
6. Use the anger to clean up your living space.
7. Only hang around friends who tell you how his eyes
were too close together anyway. At this stage,
you need emotional enablers.
8. Cry some more.
9. Eat some more
10. By now you should have eaten so much
you should be puking.
11. By now your body should have run out
of snot and salt and grief like liquids, so that
it is not possible to cry or eat. You should be looking
in the mirror saying "holy crap I got to do
something about this."

Keep repeating this process until the ex is fully out of
your psyche.
12. When you start to notice the sun is shining, and
that there are some cute men out there..you are over it.