If you are masturbating while reading this, if you are only reading this while you are waiting for your triple x porno tube vid to load, if your partner is hoping you have an affair just to give them a break...
chances are....you might be David Duchovny
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other ways to tell:
*you have a morning erection while actually in mourning
*your cat runs for cover every time you step from the shower
* You'd still do Elizabeth Taylor
*You celebrate your one year recovery chip with an orgy
* You grew up thinking Minnie Mouse was fuckin' hot
*you can recite the molecular makeup of latex
* every first date ended either getting laid, or getting a restraining order
* Endless sex, drugs, rocknroll--other people call this a downward spiral into hell--you call it Friday.
* No kidding--the word verification I have to enter for this post is "back in"
If after 5 days you are coming dust and still going, chances are......
"bastard"! (that's comic praise by the way)! I can't top that. Lololol.
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